Scaryduck moment

Junior Ricardipus #1's joke of the day:

Q: What kind of wild cat needs to go to the toilet?
A: A poo-ma!!!!

For those who don't get it, it's a pun. Puma.

It's a non-stop laugh-fest around here, I tell you.

Joke of the day, again

As a contrast to Saturday's thoughtful, tediously crafted and terribly serious post, here is another Most Excellent Joke™ courtesy of the Junior Ricardipi.*

I've told this one before, but it's an absolute classic, so here it is again.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Monkeysaurus.
Monkeysaurus who?
Monkeysaurus BANANA!!!

[gales of laughter]


Classic, I tell you.


*In this context, the term "most excellent" does not necessarily mean exactly what most people would think it does.

Joke of the day

Courtesy of Junior Ricardipus #2:


Q: Why are bugs going bugging?

A: Because they're hiking! [gales of laughter]


I have no idea, either.


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In other news, I also have no idea what a rather lovely red Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano would be doing parked outside an industrial building not too far from Chateau Ricardipus. That's basically an Enzo engine stuffed into a rather elegant Grand Touring automobile, at the cool cost of, oh, a quarter of a million dollars or so. At least it comes with an iPod connector as standard.

A week earlier, a Mondial T, sporting a mere 300 horsepower or so, on the same road. And on the same day, the bus I was taking chased an orange Lamborghini Gallardo downtown. For a very, very short amount of time.

And my brother reminded me that a mechanic friend of his took him for a little spin in a 365 GTC/4 that he was working on. I really must start hanging out with my brother's friends more.