Tarfmar the Raging Deed

Tarfmar the Raging Deed is a gorilla, with legs on his head, a neck that is his entire body, and a long tail that he uses to snare other animals. He is angry because he has yucky stuff in his eyes. He lived between the Cambrian and Ordovician periods.*

I am so confused.



*Some information provided by Junior Ricardipus #1.