Thursday, May 01, 2008

Tarfmar the Raging Deed

Tarfmar the Raging Deed is a gorilla, with legs on his head, a neck that is his entire body, and a long tail that he uses to snare other animals. He is angry because he has yucky stuff in his eyes. He lived between the Cambrian and Ordovician periods.*

I am so confused.



*Some information provided by Junior Ricardipus #1.

12 comments:

WrathofDawn said...

*faints*

Bob said...

Of course, all properly educated people know about Tarfmar. Nothing to be confused about.

Richard Wintle said...

Look! It's the elusive Bob! Where ya been?

Bob said...

Herro!
I've been buried, literally buried, under revision cos I forgot to do proper work throughout the year. That and enjoying the odd nice day out in Regent's Park :)

Richard Wintle said...

...taking your books with you, I hope ;)

'ahwoosyw' - a letter "W" that's had a bit too much to drink

Bob said...

Of course...

Unknown said...

I think you need therapy!

Richard Wintle said...

Oh, I almost forgot:

To the tune of "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead", from The Wizard of Oz:

TARF-MAR THE RAGING DEED,
THE RAGING DEED,
THE RAGING DEED!
TARF-MAR THE RAGING RAGING DEEEEEEED!!!!

[etc.]

John - NOW I need therapy.

#Debi said...

No, now WE need therapy! Thanks for THAT earworm...

:)

Richard Wintle said...

Just passing it along... argh.

Anonymous said...

Is there an illustration of Tarfmar to accompany that striking description?

WrathofDawn said...

ARRGGHHH!!!

Earworm!

*bangs head on keyboard ujhgkjiohgf

bzhsd - Tarfmar's "herbally enhanced" brother