Thursday, May 01, 2008

Tarfmar the Raging Deed

Tarfmar the Raging Deed is a gorilla, with legs on his head, a neck that is his entire body, and a long tail that he uses to snare other animals. He is angry because he has yucky stuff in his eyes. He lived between the Cambrian and Ordovician periods.*

I am so confused.



*Some information provided by Junior Ricardipus #1.

12 comments:

The Wrath of Dawn said...

*faints*

Bob said...

Of course, all properly educated people know about Tarfmar. Nothing to be confused about.

Ricardipus said...

Look! It's the elusive Bob! Where ya been?

Bob said...

Herro!
I've been buried, literally buried, under revision cos I forgot to do proper work throughout the year. That and enjoying the odd nice day out in Regent's Park :)

Ricardipus said...

...taking your books with you, I hope ;)

'ahwoosyw' - a letter "W" that's had a bit too much to drink

Bob said...

Of course...

john.g. said...

I think you need therapy!

Ricardipus said...

Oh, I almost forgot:

To the tune of "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead", from The Wizard of Oz:

TARF-MAR THE RAGING DEED,
THE RAGING DEED,
THE RAGING DEED!
TARF-MAR THE RAGING RAGING DEEEEEEED!!!!

[etc.]

John - NOW I need therapy.

#Debi said...

No, now WE need therapy! Thanks for THAT earworm...

:)

Ricardipus said...

Just passing it along... argh.

Alethea said...

Is there an illustration of Tarfmar to accompany that striking description?

The Wrath of Dawn said...

ARRGGHHH!!!

Earworm!

*bangs head on keyboard ujhgkjiohgf

bzhsd - Tarfmar's "herbally enhanced" brother