Tarfmar the Raging Deed is a gorilla, with legs on his head, a neck that is his entire body, and a long tail that he uses to snare other animals. He is angry because he has yucky stuff in his eyes. He lived between the Cambrian and Ordovician periods.*
I am so confused.
*Some information provided by Junior Ricardipus #1.
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*faints*
Of course, all properly educated people know about Tarfmar. Nothing to be confused about.
Look! It's the elusive Bob! Where ya been?
Herro!
I've been buried, literally buried, under revision cos I forgot to do proper work throughout the year. That and enjoying the odd nice day out in Regent's Park :)
...taking your books with you, I hope ;)
'ahwoosyw' - a letter "W" that's had a bit too much to drink
Of course...
I think you need therapy!
Oh, I almost forgot:
To the tune of "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead", from The Wizard of Oz:
TARF-MAR THE RAGING DEED,
THE RAGING DEED,
THE RAGING DEED!
TARF-MAR THE RAGING RAGING DEEEEEEED!!!!
[etc.]
John - NOW I need therapy.
No, now WE need therapy! Thanks for THAT earworm...
:)
Just passing it along... argh.
Is there an illustration of Tarfmar to accompany that striking description?
ARRGGHHH!!!
Earworm!
*bangs head on keyboard ujhgkjiohgf
bzhsd - Tarfmar's "herbally enhanced" brother
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