For Junior Ricardipus #1's school project:
I am a Scientist.
I work at [The Big Hospital Downtown].
Things I do every day are discovering how diseases make people sick, helping other scientists with their experiments, reading about new discoveries and writing about our discoveries.
What I like best about my job is meeting other scientists from all over the world.
Lies, all lies.
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Why haven't you got a cure for my snotty cold then? Too much blogging, I reckon. lol.
John - like I said, it's all lies.
Especially that last, you miserable bastard.
What would the honest scientist say?
"Bunking off early on a Friday"?
Send me the airfare, and I'll happily come visit...
And you *know* I'm a penniless academentic.
I've found a cure for the common cold! Eat aubergines, jump up and down on a trampoline, sing 'Kum Ba Ya' 5 times in a row and sleep for 2 days (in that order). Tis been proven I tell ye!
'rflhc' - sound made when choking on an aubergine
bob - this comment useless without accompanying YouTube video :D
'cfasoyan' - some kind of flan made of aubergines
Surely it's not all lies... you like the part where you get to play with worms...
*eat* worms, Dawn, not 'play with'.
A student in that lab actually asked me "what would happen if you ate them?".
My answer - "you'd digest them".
'fkihg' - noise of disgust made at students in general
Not much to say, just--
phawfljz: a pasty made with worms and aubergines...
Accompanying video eh? I shall get my resident guinea pigs (aka friends who will do anything if you give them chocolate) and get back to you!
'ebwyakdf' - sound made when screaming while eatinf pasty made with worms and aubergines
Bob, I would dearly love to jump up and down on a trampoline, can you lift me and my wheelchair onto one first? LMAO!!
Aubergine ICK!
unlol = How I feel about Aubergines
Of course! I'll just go and find my can of spinach first...
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