Tuesday, May 08, 2007

What does my daddy do?

For Junior Ricardipus #1's school project:


I am a Scientist.

I work at [The Big Hospital Downtown].

Things I do every day are discovering how diseases make people sick, helping other scientists with their experiments, reading about new discoveries and writing about our discoveries.

What I like best about my job is meeting other scientists from all over the world.



Lies, all lies.

15 comments:

john.g. said...

Why haven't you got a cure for my snotty cold then? Too much blogging, I reckon. lol.

Ricardipus said...

John - like I said, it's all lies.

BK said...

Especially that last, you miserable bastard.


What would the honest scientist say?

"Bunking off early on a Friday"?

Ricardipus said...

Send me the airfare, and I'll happily come visit...

BK said...

And you *know* I'm a penniless academentic.

Bob said...

I've found a cure for the common cold! Eat aubergines, jump up and down on a trampoline, sing 'Kum Ba Ya' 5 times in a row and sleep for 2 days (in that order). Tis been proven I tell ye!

'rflhc' - sound made when choking on an aubergine

Ricardipus said...

bob - this comment useless without accompanying YouTube video :D

'cfasoyan' - some kind of flan made of aubergines

The Wrath of Dawn said...

Surely it's not all lies... you like the part where you get to play with worms...

BK said...

*eat* worms, Dawn, not 'play with'.

Ricardipus said...

A student in that lab actually asked me "what would happen if you ate them?".

My answer - "you'd digest them".

'fkihg' - noise of disgust made at students in general

#Debi said...

Not much to say, just--

phawfljz: a pasty made with worms and aubergines...

Bob said...

Accompanying video eh? I shall get my resident guinea pigs (aka friends who will do anything if you give them chocolate) and get back to you!

'ebwyakdf' - sound made when screaming while eatinf pasty made with worms and aubergines

john.g. said...

Bob, I would dearly love to jump up and down on a trampoline, can you lift me and my wheelchair onto one first? LMAO!!

w'ferret said...

Aubergine ICK!

unlol = How I feel about Aubergines

Bob said...

Of course! I'll just go and find my can of spinach first...