Friday, February 23, 2007

HR has been notified, part II

Another one from the job applicant file:

To Whom it will be:

This letter is to express my interest in discussing the XXX position posted on the Internet Job broad.

This raises a few thoughts in my mind:

1. Whom be I?
2. Why does this person think I'm advertising for an XXX-rated position?
3. The internet is broad enough, if not particularly deep.

Sigh.

8 comments:

Rik said...

XXX position? Is that like a spitroast or something?

The Wrath of Dawn said...

You beam Ricardipus. Look in mirror. There you are!
Hmmm. Not sure on the second question.
I certainly is broad. And as deep as a thimble.

Some people's kids.

Ricardipus said...

rik - I certainly hope not. At least not in my office. During working hours.

Wrath - I certainly beam.

"nlnugdwn" - the noise Ricardipus makes after reading 30 or 40 resumes.

The Wrath of Dawn said...

Oh dear. I meant to type,

"IT certainly is broad."

Not that what I actually typed isn't true...

vurrm - noise Wrathful One makes shovelling snow

Ricardipus said...

"vurrm" should be the noise the Wrathful One's snowblower makes.

And I know you're a broad, so to speak.

/old-skool misogynistic-speaky mode

#Debi said...

So, are you advertising for an XXX-rated position? 'Cause I'm not sure your spouse would be on board for that. Then again, what do I know?

wv= pikgqssv An XXX position for which R'pus is advertising?

Bob said...

I take it they didn't / won't get the job then? Can I apply instead? *hopeful look*

'zexeq' - my new job title *hopeful look again*

The Wrath of Dawn said...

Yeah, I'm a ditzy broad. A dizzy dame. A hot tamatah.

/gets 1930's style coat