To Whom it will be:
This letter is to express my interest in discussing the XXX position posted on the Internet Job broad.
This raises a few thoughts in my mind:
1. Whom be I?
2. Why does this person think I'm advertising for an XXX-rated position?
3. The internet is broad enough, if not particularly deep.
Sigh.
8 comments:
XXX position? Is that like a spitroast or something?
You beam Ricardipus. Look in mirror. There you are!
Hmmm. Not sure on the second question.
I certainly is broad. And as deep as a thimble.
Some people's kids.
rik - I certainly hope not. At least not in my office. During working hours.
Wrath - I certainly beam.
"nlnugdwn" - the noise Ricardipus makes after reading 30 or 40 resumes.
Oh dear. I meant to type,
"IT certainly is broad."
Not that what I actually typed isn't true...
vurrm - noise Wrathful One makes shovelling snow
"vurrm" should be the noise the Wrathful One's snowblower makes.
And I know you're a broad, so to speak.
/old-skool misogynistic-speaky mode
So, are you advertising for an XXX-rated position? 'Cause I'm not sure your spouse would be on board for that. Then again, what do I know?
wv= pikgqssv An XXX position for which R'pus is advertising?
I take it they didn't / won't get the job then? Can I apply instead? *hopeful look*
'zexeq' - my new job title *hopeful look again*
Yeah, I'm a ditzy broad. A dizzy dame. A hot tamatah.
/gets 1930's style coat
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