I was told that shampoo was the poo from a baby sham which had amazing natural cleansing properties. And because shams from other regions had a different diet, that's why there are a variety of fragrances as some ate tea leaves and other ate peaches...
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Which just begs me to say:
Reject shampoo!
Demand the real poo!
/gets towel
hwyhft - The kind of laff that kind of inane comment receives.
You know you're a parent when (brace yourself, this is gross) you get projectile vomited on...and you clean up the kid first!
'nfggxhlk' - the noise I make when projectile vomited upon.
Urgh. This place is turning into Scaryduck West.
My retort to being asked if shampoo is poo, is "no, it's fake. That's why it's a sham..."
fyiqge: What I'd say if I was projectile vomited upon.
rik - well done! That were absolutely horrible, that were.
[bows to superior punnageness]
*ahem!*
Oh dear, you've done it again you know.
Hee hee hee, Dawn is eeeeasy to wind up.
Well, we have to keep her Wrathful(TM), don't we?
'ptqkikei' - little squeaky noise Ricardipus makes as he runs away in terror
I was told that shampoo was the poo from a baby sham which had amazing natural cleansing properties. And because shams from other regions had a different diet, that's why there are a variety of fragrances as some ate tea leaves and other ate peaches...
*harumph*
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