Friday, December 08, 2006

You know you're a parent if:

I think (given contributions from others) that we're up to #11 now:

You have ever had to formulate a persuasive argument as to why shampoo is not a type of poo.

10 comments:

The Wrath of Dawn said...

Which just begs me to say:

Reject shampoo!

Demand the real poo!

/gets towel

hwyhft - The kind of laff that kind of inane comment receives.

Anna said...

You know you're a parent when (brace yourself, this is gross) you get projectile vomited on...and you clean up the kid first!

Ricardipus said...

'nfggxhlk' - the noise I make when projectile vomited upon.

Urgh. This place is turning into Scaryduck West.

Rik said...

My retort to being asked if shampoo is poo, is "no, it's fake. That's why it's a sham..."

fyiqge: What I'd say if I was projectile vomited upon.

Ricardipus said...

rik - well done! That were absolutely horrible, that were.

[bows to superior punnageness]

The Wrath of Dawn said...

*ahem!*

wonderferret said...

Oh dear, you've done it again you know.

Ricardipus said...

Hee hee hee, Dawn is eeeeasy to wind up.

Well, we have to keep her Wrathful(TM), don't we?

'ptqkikei' - little squeaky noise Ricardipus makes as he runs away in terror

Bob said...

I was told that shampoo was the poo from a baby sham which had amazing natural cleansing properties. And because shams from other regions had a different diet, that's why there are a variety of fragrances as some ate tea leaves and other ate peaches...

The Wrath of Dawn said...

*harumph*