Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Leavin', on a jet plane

Well, I'm off to the sunny rainy British Isles on a whirlwind tour of Heathrow Airport, some bus route or other, and a large research centre in the Freakin' Middle of Nowhere™.

And you all know what that means...

ONLY FOUR DAYS UNTIL THIS.

I am supposed to be looking for a not-tremendously-tall woman with funky glasses, possibly carrying a beagle and/or wearing a badger, perhaps launching into Handel's Messiah at the top of her lungs, waving a chainsaw and shooting digital camera pix from the hip. In the middle of the night. In an airport I've never been to.

I'm hoping it doesn't all turn out to be a jetlag-induced hallucination.


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10 comments:

zoe said...

be careful, that might be marianne that you're about to bump into. she gets around, you know.

Richard Wintle said...

I'm a lot more worried about Misty. She has handcuffs and everything (according to photographic evidence).

But thanks for the warning.

P.S. Ta to you and Q for answering all my questions.

"jigbu" - the little dance I'm gonna do when I meet The Wrathful One(TM)

Anonymous said...

Yew bastard.

Wait till I leave the UK, dontcha?

In retaliation, cop a load of this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pommiebastards/499028219/

Richard Wintle said...

bk - ok. I'll check out your Flickr link, out of courtesy, and BECAUSE I GET FREE FREAKIN' INTERNET WIRELESS THINGY IN THE AIRPORT!!! HA H AH AHA AHAHAHAH !!!!

[etc.]

WrathofDawn said...

I am supposed to be looking for a not-tremendously-tall woman with funky glasses, possibly carrying a beagle and/or wearing a badger, perhaps launching into Handel's Messiah at the top of her lungs, waving a chainsaw and shooting digital camera pix from the hip.

Just for that, I'll show up in a badger costume. It'd serve you right.

ntmdnk - I don't know what it means, but I'll bet you can't say it five times fast.

#Debi said...

Just in case you need something to do while sitting around in the airport, sucking up free internets, you've been tagged at my place for a wee meme...

bk: nice bird...

Dawn: ntmdnk, ntmdnk, ntmdnk. So there. :^} Have fun, you guys...

hykzukd - the new South Korean motorcycle...

Richard Wintle said...

bk - ta for that. It's not budgie tho'. But nice nonetheless.

#debi - over to your place to be tagged. Ta again.

'Xakuftnm' - what I said several times in the airport today. I hate airports.

Unknown said...

Good luck at Heathrow, it's a bastard!

Nadia said...

sono arrivata fin qua...lascio un saluto...ciao

Richard Wintle said...

orchideableu - thank you. I think.

Everything else is ok, as fa as I know.

r'pus