A pair of swim goggles. Your gateway to hilarity.
The above antics prompted these comments:
Junior Ricardipus #1 (age 7):
"You look cool!"
Junior Ricardipus #2 (age 5)"
"I don't think you look good at all."
Junior Ricardipus #1 again:
"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY GUITAR!!!"
Astute fellow, that boy. Spotted the closet rock star in his dad, no problem.