Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Vacation, part II

Antigua, 1992

Sorry, I've been on vacation, but at the cottage rather than in Antigua, thank goodness. Photos and things from that trip will be over on Flickr as soon as I get around to uploading them at the mighty speed of 128 kilobits per second; posts here might have to wait a bit. In the meantime, here's part II of the previous Antigua trip part I.

It wasn't all terrible:

1) The crabs turned out to be quite cute.

2) As were the blackbirds.

3) The rum. Super-premium English Harbour, about $4 US for a big bottle. Mmmmm.

4) We saw a mongoose.

5) We saw a cotton tree.

6) We saw lots of cute lizards.

7) Historical sights - Nelson hid his fleet in English Harbour, apparently.

8) Complimentary rum punch on arrival.

9) Happy hour at the poolside bar.

10) Some guy offered me a "trip to paradise". Naively, I asked what he meant... a joint (spliff, doobie), apparently. Come to think of it, he *did* look a bit too Rasta to be a native Antiguan. And no, I did not partake... but it was worth a laugh that he took the time.

It was still kind of disappointing though. As a vacation destination, Antigua gets a 3 out of 10. Try somewhere else.

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The Wrath of Dawn said...

"Ricardipus Tourism Advocates and General Complaining About Things, Inc."


Ricardipus said...

We can open a satellite office on the East Coast, if you like...

The Wrath of Dawn said...

I think I've beat you to it.

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zoe said...

"a trip to paradise" could well have meant something else and i'm glad it wasn't that.