Monday, October 30, 2006

RSS is taking over my life

Ever since my good friend Black Knight posted this article about, and I quote, being an 'RSS junkie', I'd been thinking 'gee, there must be something to this RSS stuff after all. BK is Wise In The Ways Of The Interwebthing™, and must therefore Know Something Important That I Don't™.'

Well, turns out he does. Actually, lots of things, but this one in particular. Drat him.

So I signed up online, as we do in this Brave New Information Age, for Newsgator, which, truth be told, seems to handle the task well and plays nicely with RSS and XML, even to the point of aggregating content from Blogspot domains that I can't get at from inside the institutional firewall. Perfect.

Except...



Bloody heck. It's Monday morning, I looked at the thing twice on the weekend, and there are 69 new articles to view (excluding all personal blogs, which, of course, I wouldn't be reading at work, oh no, not at all).

I know, I know... I should stop whining, I asked for it. It's sort-of necessary that I scan the articles in these journals (like some others of you that read this blog... BK, TRT (probably), et al. - the rest of you can count yourselves lucky). This is a much better solution than the alternative endless parade of email announcements, which get randomly spam-trapped/ignored/deleted out of hand.

Anyway, this is merely the most recent episode in the Neverending Story Of How Ricardipus Got His Groove On With 21st Century Technology©. Next week - how to encode mp3 files from four-track cassette tapes and upload them to the web, using an aging Pentium II with no CD burner, no internet connection, and a parallel port Zip drive. It's a new definition of pain, believe me.

Gotta go read some RSS now. Argh.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

You know you're a parent if:

6. You have ever spent a significant part of a Saturday morning looking for half of a tiny, broken plastic heart, which has enormous significance to somebody who's a bit smaller than you are.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Obscure Song Quiz #1

Oh, it's easy, stop moaning. Here are two sets of lyrics. What do they have in common?

I hear colours black and red
I see sounds that fill my head
I'll never read those books again

I could make a mark if it weren't so dark
I could be replaced by any bright spark


Rule
Google is cheating.

Hint
The answer is not 'they're both by English bands', or anything silly like that.


Disclaimers
The above lyrics are copyrighted, and not by me. I may not get around to acknowledging the winner right away due to certain circumstances beyond my control (a firewall, for one, which allows me to post to Blogger *ahem* at lunchtime, but paradoxically not see any Blogger websites, nor comment on them). There is no prize. E&OE. There are multiple possible answers (see 'Hint', above) but I'm only looking for one specific one. Etc. etc. etc.

Mister fix-it

This is why I should not be allowed to use super glue:


Just another example of what I said yesterday...

When you do it yourself, you'll screw it up.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

The Rules

All the wrestling with Blogger's photo upload tool recently (translation: it's flaky as heck) reminded me to post the Ricardipus Rules of Life™:

First Rule:
Nothing is ever easy.

First Corollary to the First Rule:
Everything is always difficult.

Second Corollary to the First Rule:
Nobody is any damn good at their job.

First Corollary to the Second Corollary:
If you want something done right, do it yourself. [N.B. this is non-original, but follows logically.]

And finally, considering both the Second Corollary to the First Rule and the First Corollary to the Second Corollary jointly:
When you do it yourself, you'll screw it up.


So now you know. It's not your fault, it's just the way life is. According to me.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Give a day

Give A Day

Yesterday morning I attended the official launch of Give a Day to World AIDS. Started in 2004 by a local doctor, the idea is simple: when World AIDS Day rolls around on December the first, you donate the equivalent of one day’s pay (or any other amount that you choose). The proceeds go to two charities: the Stephen Lewis Foundation and Dignitas International.

The launch featured a few guest speakers. Stephen Lewis spoke in his usual eloquent style of the inertia of governments around the world, the leadership vacuum that is increasingly having to be filled by “celebrity leadership” (Bono, Alicia Keys, and Angelina Jolie, for example), the pandemics-in-waiting in Asia, India and South America, and the 100 billion dollars spent every month in fighting wars in Afghanistan and Iraq while millions worldwide have died.

Dr. James Orbinski, a former International President of Médecins san Frontières / Doctors Without Borders, who accepted the 1999 Nobel Peace Prize on their behalf, gave a convincing testimonial to the power of community-based medicine. Particularly arresting was his description of the ‘brain drain’ of health care professionals out of countries that are most afflicted with HIV/AIDS. An astonishing statistic he cited: there are now more Malawian doctors in Manchester, England than in all of Malawi, a country with a population of 12 million. He also told a story of a recent trip to that country, in which he sat and spoke with three women of a small village. All the men had died of AIDS. Of the twenty-one children living there, seven were AIDS orphans.

It’s enough to make even a cynic like me pay attention.

I’m not particularly star-struck at the best of times. However, Stephen Lewis is someone I admire and the main reason I attended – former UN ambassador, current UN Secretary-General's Special Envoy for HIV/AIDS in Africa. Having been lucky enough to meet him in person in a pre-event a couple of weeks ago, I’m happy enough to badge this blog with the Give a Day logo, modest though my readership is. You’ll notice that I name-dropped a few A-list celebrities up there, just in case it helps to gather some additional traffic.

This, then, is my own little attempt to add something more than just a donation to this cause. Even if you don’t choose to donate, it might be worth stopping for a minute to think about what one day’s pay (or what you used to make, or might make next time you’re working) would be. Consider: the 12-year-old son of the woman dying in the village in Malawi makes the equivalent of about $1.25 for a 12-hour day working in the fields, the one day a week he can. This money supports himself, his mother, her medication, and his 6-year-old sister.

Yes, I know that there are lots of good causes to support. Yes, I know that this is only one of many different AIDS charities. But this one resonates with me. If you want to help out, why not post a link on your own blog? No obligation. Grab the image, big or small, and go to it. The website’s URL is www.giveaday.ca.

Here's a smaller image that might be useful:

Give a Day

Thanks for reading.

Disclaimer: Give a Day doesn’t know I borrowed this image. I don’t expect they’ll mind, but if they do, I’ll remove the post and the sidebar link.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Weekend update

Sports cars:

- one Ferrari Mondial. Perhaps not the most beautiful car they ever made.
- the same yellow Lamborghini Gallardo as before.

I guess winter isn't quite here yet after all.


Backyard birds:

Nothing very interesting, except the first Common Grackle (Quiscalus quiscula) we've seen for a while. There were hordes of them earlier in the year.


Other stuff of note:

Um, no.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Grand Theft Blogstuff

Astute Ricardiblog readers (and there are only about two of you; you know who you are) will notice that I've just made some incremental 'improvements' to the sidebar.

Ok, ok, put the polygraph away. I admit it. I stole all of these ideas from Zoe's blog.

First thing: a Feedblitz email feed. God knows if it works. I guess I'll find out soon enough, as it seems to have signed me up to my own email, a situation which is bound to result in some kind of paradox eventually. If any of you are brave enough to try it out and let me know if it works, please go right ahead. As it's based on the underlying Blogger-powered Atom XML, I have my doubts. If anybody wants to try out the Atom feed itself, I'd also be interested to know if it works. I'd test it myself but I don't have a clue how.

Second thing: the Feedblitz chicklet whatsit that tells the whole world how few people are subscribed. God knows if that works either. Currently reading 'one', which I presume is me. I'll be watching it, you know.

Third thing: a Google-powered site search, courtesy of Javascript Kit. It actually does appear to work.

Now all I need to do is develop some design sense and a few more html chops, and maybe I can get this place looking a bit more elegant... like by coming up with a nice header banner, something in the manner of Dooce's stuff, perhaps (but not derivative or ripped off, oh no, not at all; and certainly not quite as pink as her current one).

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In other news, there's some different new stuff on Flickr, including this very old watercolour:


and this almost-as-old photograph of Paris in the evening:


plus some other really crappy vintage 'artwork'. Go on, go and criticize. My Flickr comments are getting a bit stagnant.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Ice on the birdbath

As a title, that's not really as evocative as 'Rain on the Scarecrow', nor as poignant as 'Dust in the Wind', but appropriate for this morning.

Yes, the birdbath was frozen over, and we turned the central heating on for the first time of the year last night. Both of which were fitting, considering it blizzarded yesterday. Well, ok, heavy flurries, for about ten minutes. We all got a nice view of the weather from the office, on the fourteenth floor of the building. Then it all went away and the sun came out. Go figure.

Picture, if you will, about fifteen people goggling (not 'Googling', for a change, but 'goggling') out the window at the snow, as if we'd never seen it before. Well, that might actually be true for the bioinformatics guy from India - but he didn't seem any less enthusiastic than the rest of us. To tell the truth, the home-grown Canadians were a bit gigglier than everyone else. Talk of skiing was rampant.

Downside - the walk to the subway was bloody freezing. Perhaps eventually they'll get around to building the third tower of this complex, which will have direct access, but right now it's a rather dismal patch of (increasingly frozen) mud. Ah well, at least we didn't get walloped like some other places nearby did.

Other sign of impending winter: the office hockey pool has started, and I'm already regretting at least one of my picks (goalie Martin Gerber of the Ottawa Senators, in case anybody cares). Considering my previous track record in these things (one victory, one second-last-place finish), I'm hoping to end up anywhere above the middle of the pack. And I'm looking for a name for my virtual team... my best idea so far is 'The Bag of Pucks', which is Canuck-speak for a useless player (as in, 'they should trade that guy for something useful, like a bag of pucks'). A friend of mine once had a pool team called 'Icelandic Jihad', which at the time seemed clever but might be a bit too political these days.

So... any suggestions? 'Ricardipucks?' 'The Mighty Scaryducks?' ' The Ice Ice Babies'?

Eh, I got nuthin'.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving (eh)

So, it's Thanksgiving weekend here in what used to be called the Dominion of Canada, and Chateau Ricardipus has been the site of the usual melange of relatives, turkey, sweet potatoes and general holiday festiveness that is usual on this occasion. Even the almighty Google™ sat up and took notice, although since the Blogger picture upload tool is currently broken, evidence is lacking.

[Use your imagination to insert Thanksgiving-ified Google logo here.]

Our neighbours to the south of the 49th parallel celebrate much later on, in November. If we did that, significant portions of our country would be eyeball deep in snow, which makes finding the turkeys difficult, to say the least.

Actually, this argument hardly makes sense, especially when you consider that where I'm sitting and typing this is actually south of much of the U.S. of A., including:

- all of North Dakota;
- what looks like all of Washington state;
- most of Montana, Minnesota, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine;
- bits of Idaho, Wisconsin, Michigan and New York state;
- parts of South Dakota and Oregon (I think); and
- maybe even part of Wyoming.

Of course, the above might be biased by the crappy web-map I'm looking at, because I'm too lazy to haul the Atlas down off the top shelf in the basement. But you get the idea.

Otherwise, the weekend has been spent doing the traditional things: eating, cooking and housecleaning. Especially housecleaning, 'cos that's what we do around here on weekends, and most especially on holiday weekends. When relatives are coming to visit.

And what else? Well, the Juniors are not attending karate classes as they're not scheduled (due to the aforementioned holiday), and I've been able to sneak in a good solid chunk of research for the report that I mentioned in passing here; in true twenty-first century style I have done some research, written an outline, downloaded and printed some materials (blowing out the ink cartridge in the process, darn it) and emailed my co-author who doesn't even live in this city. I'm easily impressed by this technology stuff, you'll gather.

Turns out Capital City-Based Partner in Crime is also working at home, on the assumption that going to the office on a holiday would result in Domestic Violence With Extreme Prejudice. Which would probably be the case here, too, come to think of it.

Now, if only I could bring myself to spend a few bucks, I could get me some wireless set up in the Chateau, and do this stuff on the laptop, in bed, while watching racing on TV. Well, I do that anyway, but without the internet, which as we all know is roughly equivalent to playing ice hockey without a puck. Or skates. Or ice.

Yeah, I know, laptop in bed, it's hardly an original idea, but cut me some slack, I'm well behind the technology curve here.

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In other news:

1. Lots of birds this weekend. After weeks of house sparrows, starlings, doves, more sparrows, the occasional goldfinch, and a bunch of bloody sparrows, we've finally been joined by some other friends. Not uncommon by any means, but haven't been around recently:

- Dark-eyed Junco, Junco hyemalis
- Red-winged Blackbird, Agelaius phoeniceus
- House Finch, Carpodacus mexicanus
- a pair of Blue Jays, Cyanocitta cristata
- Song Sparrow, Melospiza melodia.

Plus, of course, the usual skeins of Canada Geese randomly flying North, South, East and West for the winter.

2. It seems that the summer is not quite dead and gone, as Expensive Sports Cars That Should Be Stored Out Of The Snow Season™ is, apparently, not yet over. On Saturday I was passed by a bright yellow Lamborghini Gallardo (again), and at a local coffee shop I parked next to a rather spiffy silver-grey Aston Martin DB9. Makes a change from all the Ferraris, anyway.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Emailishness

Ooo. Ooo. Ooooooo!!!!!!!!

You lucky, lucky people. You can now email me at ricardipus [at] yahoo.ca. That's dot.ca, rather than dot.com. Ricardipus is profoundly, and perversely, Canadian.

I might even respond... if I can remember my password, that is. Always a potential problem.

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The more astute among you will notice that, once again, Ricardipus has approximately this much to say: nothing. Nowt. Crap-a-lama-ding-dong.